google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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