Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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