Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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