Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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