and you said cock pushups were impossible
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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