you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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