but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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