What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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