That's intense
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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