I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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