that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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