party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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