margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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