You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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