the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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