She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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