Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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