there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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