He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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