your room smells of hookers.
And success
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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