I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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