glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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