Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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