Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
