I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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