so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I see more hoeing in ur future
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