after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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