I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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