Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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