found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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