I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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