My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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