What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Randomize
