If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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