the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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