I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
