The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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