is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this will be a night to untag.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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