I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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