420 ftw
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
