omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Randomize