? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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