it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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