so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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