Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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