that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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