C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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