Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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