you would pick up someone in the library
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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