dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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